Google Voicemail Transcripts

Take a stab at what these are supposed to mean:

Just checking in with your recanting Michelle, Here you may unit.

Hey Johnny. The. If you give them a this is message then if not 3 let me know somehow. See you later. Bye.

Hey Johnny, so I left my head and loves and my calms we talked. And I’ve got there right now if I can girl and I have to get in Phoenix. Anyways, I have to get up his head content at the time you get out of work evening and I wanted to see you go to a Florida’s far. Holler at us the Laton about this and see if you can find them. Yeah. Talk to you later. Bye.

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Cooking Stuff

Miscellaneous:

  • two tablespoons ground flax seed == 1 “flax” egg

Delicious Sarah-friendly Baked Beans:
1/4 cup molasses
1/2 cup rich maple syrup
1/2 cup cheapie maple syrup
chopped onion to taste
1 teaspoon olive oil
4 teaspoons brown sugar
1 teaspoon vinegar
salt to taste
at least 2 can white beans

Mix all but beans on simmer until it tastes good (adding stuff as needed) for at least 5 minutes.
Add beans and stir on simmer for 5 minutes.

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I’ve been playing with my teeth too much lately

I’m unsure why…

Posted in Miscellaneous
This is a test.

Leave me voicemails, see how well Google Voice transcribes them, I guess.

Note: By using this, you will go DIRECTLY to my Google Voice-mail. You will not bother me by ringing my phone at all. Google also tells me that you will NOT be able to find out my number using this thing. But if somehow you get my number, then I can just screen calls via Google Voice and all is good.

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I don’t know what to write anymore.

Maybe when school starts up there might be stuff?

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