Okay…. what the hell?
So, in an effort to placate Jason's incessant whining for an RSS feed, I tried to find out what was wrong with my wp-rss2.php file. I changed a line or two, to see what it would do.. and, well... my entire site broke. WordPress was outputting GARBAGE. Random ASCII characters. I thought maybe upgrading WordPress .0.4 versions would help.
It says my database is out of date. Ok, I'll run the upgrade.php. Same problem.
Shit.
So I go to sleep after playing some Armored Core 3 till too late in the morning... After Math class, I get back to my room and go online. Suddenly, I see the WordPress Dashboard again! Huh?! My page is still not rendering right, so I check the topic I made on the support forums. As suggested by chradil, I start disabling plugins one by one... MTDewVirus' Recent Comments plugin is the culprit, though now my theme doesn't work. So I switched to the theme you see here, and the WP-Cut plugin starts causng the problem...
Did my plugins get corrupted or something? What's going on?
Oh well, just thought I'd let y'all know what's been going.. I doubt any of you even saw the temp page I put up last night, it was like one in the morning here... so about two for most of you. :-P