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Google Voicemail Transcripts

Take a stab at what these are supposed to mean:

Just checking in with your recanting Michelle, Here you may unit.

Hey Johnny. The. If you give them a this is message then if not 3 let me know [...]

Crazy Train Polka?

This is incredibly amazing.
Crazy Train – Microsoft Songsmith
This one is also really good:
Barack Obama – Microsoft Songsmith

Brian: “He’s his own best friend.”

From the Perldoc

loop
   A construct that performs something repeatedly, like a roller coaster.
loop control statement
   Any statement within the body of a loop that can make a loop prematurely stop looping or skip an “iteration”. Generally you shouldn’t try this on roller coasters.
loop label
   A kind of key or name attached to a loop (or roller coaster) so that [...]

Has the LHC Destroyed the Earth

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