Note: By using this, you will go DIRECTLY to my Google Voice-mail. You will not bother me by ringing my phone at all. Google also tells me that you will NOT be able to find out my number using this thing. But if somehow you get my number, then I can just screen calls via Google Voice and all is good.

I will not be calling anyone with it, I will not be texting anyone with it, no one will be able to call me with it. I still hold very true to the belief that a cellphone is a pointless waste of money and will hold out as long as I can on buying one. Besides, if I’ve got this stupid pay-as-you-go one, I can use it in emergencies (such as when my car dies while I’m on my way home? oh wait), which is all I ever really wanted a cellphone for anyway. So. Fuck you society. Cellphones are not important. If someone wanted to reach me, there’s a million other ways they could do it. Including, gasp, the landline phone that is sitting ten (twenty?) feet away from me.

Also, I just had a huge realization in the shower earlier today: Karma. Is a fucking bitch. I can’t believe it’s taken me this long to remember that. It, um.. kinda changes things… I guess? I feel completely different now, but I’m not able to pinpoint what I’m feeling. I got a punishment equal to or worse than the crime I committed. Which is.. precisely what I deserved I guess.

I think I just hit stage five…